| 1. | lead lemming | ||
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1. With lead, as in to blaze a path that others follow: Someone whose horrible taste leads others to believe he or she is cool and starts a trend that will ultimately die a horrible death at the hands of the fashion police. aka, Prince or Lady Gaga 2. With lead, as in a dense heavy material that sinks rapidly: a. A person who's chronically bad decision making skills make it obvious to all witnesses that he/she is going to completely destroy his/her own life. -or- b. Used a a simile: Used to describe a person with a prodigious oral fetish. Example for Definition 1:
Jenny: Don't you love my new outfit! It's so Lady Gaga! Jill: Wow, that's amazingly horrible! Lady Gaga is a lead lemming, and you're just a tool. Examples for Definition 2. a. Larry: Did you hear that Bob sold his house for $300k and said he was going to invest all the money in lottery tickets? Dave: Wow, didn't he buy that house for $2mil just five years ago? What a lead lemming. b. Will: Hey, Joe, what do you think of that Jill chick? Joe: Jill? Wow, I love Jill. That chick goes down like a lead lemming. |
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| 2. | lemming herder | ||
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A person who talks in circles to the point where you get the impression that they are qualified to lead you to a solution until you ultimately discover that they are clueless and you have done it all wrong. "That guy really sounded like he knew what he was doing so, I went with his way and I bombed in front of my execs. What a lemming herder!"
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