| 99. | South african | ||
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A racist white person from the arse of the continent Africa. You can count yourself as a 'Seth efriken' if you have a lazy afrikaan accent, support segregation and hunt for food everyday. The spitting image song 'I've never met a nice south african' gives a good background of the nation. South African 1: Moyte, wornna hunt gazzele toniyt?
South african 2: Sorry, oiwm beadting up sum blacks later own! |
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| 100. | Sofa-Knee | ||
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This is the term used to describe Drew in Taylor Swift's song "Teardrops on my Guitar." Otherwise known as a lazy and ridiculous way of saying "so funny." Drew talks to me. I laugh cause he's just sofa-knee.
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| 101. | rtfd | ||
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Read the Fucking Description. Used in YouTube a lot when tools ask questions that are answered in the description. "wuts the song at 0:25"
"rtfd, you lazy dipshit." |
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| 102. | Deadbeat ass | ||
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Someone who is lazy, good for nothing, and has no motivation or career goals. Commonly found mooching off his mama, driving his friends cars while trying to "holla" at girls, and generally keeping up busted behaviors. Avoid at all costs!
Popularized by the '90s song "Scrubs" by the all female band TLC. Ex1) "umm escue me but i'm just tryin to letchu know..."
"Let me know what?" "so can i holla?" "ohhhh h no....i cant get with a deadbeat ass!" Ex2) "Man.... Jason is so cute. I really like him." "What? Nothing's worse than a deadbeat ass." |
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| 103. | PERFECTGIRL | ||
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the perfect girl really exists. she is amazing. i know this cuz .well. we used 2 "talk". but she was waaay 2 perfect 4 me. i didnt deserve her. at all. so, someone else stole her away from me. lucky bastard. :( we were together for almost 3 years on and off. i wish i treated her better. im sorry:( please forgive me. tho i know i dnt have another chance w u cuz u found sum1 else. some1 who u "are in love with" so u say, not just, "love him". you say that you think hes the 1 for u :( . i couldve been the guy 4 u. but, my mistake. more...
her name. well, im pretty sure she wouldnt like this. i wont give it away but ill describe her.: she has brown hair, wavy/curly. she like to straighten it and MAN! she looks sooo nice however she does it. she likes 2 do her makeup with bright, glittery colors. sometimes, she plays it down by just going simple. her smile is AMAZING. she has rosy red cheeks. and she giggles and squeaks when she laughs. she is very poised and one of a kind. shes random and by that i mean, she kinda comes up with things outta the blue lol. shes very fun 2 be around, funny(haha) lol. and shes a little ill tempered when shes on her period lol but thats ok. i like it :) well, i used 2 anyways :( . when she thinks real hard, she kinda looks around, and makes cute little faces, then if she cant think of it, she shrugs :i dnt know" and she makes a cute little pouty face. she has a BAD memry, but for important things, she knows right away ;). she dnt take shit from no one. a... |
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| 104. | Dan Kim | ||
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Web comic author and owner of the website Clone Army. Infamous for all-black pages, bad excuses, and not updating. Synomous with fail and Duke Nukem Forever Sometimes referred to as Dan Kim Forever Can be used as a verb. Reader A: Did you read the new Dan Kim comic?
Reader B: Oh he's updating again? Nah, whats it about? Reader A: It's called "Eternal Heart", 472 pages of pure black. Mark: I was working on a new song, but then I got lazy and kind of Dan Kim'ed it. Tom: So it's 7 minutes long of blank nothing? Mark: Nah, I just didn't do it, and gave you a lame excuse. Just like Dan Kim. |
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| 105. | ikag | ||
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An abbreviation for people who are either too lazy to type out, or who are ashamed of their sexuality, meaning *I Kissed A Girl*. This was first created by Katy Perry's controversial song, I Kissed A Girl. Utensils: "IKAG<3333333333333".
Me: "Oh thats nice..." |
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