| 15. | lazy position | ||
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Bodily position assumed by televised sports fans where the upper body and possibly the lower body are reclined and the fingers of both hands are laced together and set behind the head to support the head.
~Putting the feet up is an optional variation, though some people insist on its assumption. ~Some people also suggest that this position is not complete unless either 1) a large bowl of popcorn rests on the crotch, 2) A large mug of beer rests on the table beside the chair, couch, or bed on which the person is assuming the position, or both. When Rick got home from work, he sat down on the couch and assumed the lazy position to watch the game.
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| 16. | lazy orgasm | ||
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Any person you have sex with who resists putting in the effort necessary to get themselves off. He thinks that because women can orgasm for an average 23 seconds and guys only last about 5 seconds that men deserve more orgasms to make up for it. He's such a lazy orgasm.
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| 17. | Lazy Rape | ||
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To rape the first person you see to avoid the hassle of raping an attractive person Karl: what did you do last night Andy?
Andy: Well i was going to go our raping but the Avon lady came round so i thought "Fuck it" and Lazy Raped her. KArl:What was she like? Andy: Old, fat and ugly, but it saved puting on my shoes |
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| 18. | Lazy nipple | ||
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When a person is cold or turned on, though only one nipple goes hard. excuse me but you have a lazy nipple!
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| 19. | lazy orange juice | ||
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when making frozen orange juice, the person just puts the mix and the water in the jug and puts it in the fridge, rather than actually mixing and melting the concentrate Jenny is so annoying. she said she'd make the oj, but instead just dumped it all togethe and called it lazy orange juice
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| 20. | compsci | ||
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(komp-skee) - an individual who studies computer science. ALSO a way of life. An adept of the Compsci style of living is a lazy person who is never seen outside of their comfort zones (bedroom, bath robe). They may suffer from fear of light, and are prone to spending long hours watching anime, playing pc games or reading sci-fi. They also get away with putting as little energy as they need into everything they do. Person 1: "Hi Compsci!"
Compsci: "W00T W00T, L33T L33T. I just upgraded my level 69 staff of penetration" Person 1: "I upgraded your mum last night, to first class!" |
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| 21. | Spieloomar | ||
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1.lazy person known for having groggy eyes while watching jazz videos and boxing on youtube.
2. Also mastered the art of not tripping the office motion sensor while watching youtube and collecting dust from the bally cage. hey spieloomar? do you ever stop watching youtube with lazy eyes?
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