| 1. | Lazy Land | ||
|
Typically inhabited by fat, lazy bums who are in their upper 30s and 40s and still live in their parents houses. These men (100% male population) are often found in an easy chair or recliner with a small hybiscus plant that grows Cheetos, and secretes a beer like substance within easy reaching distance. The TV is constantly tuned to Star Trek or all day Bond marathons. They are quick to respond to another's comment that incorrectly portrays their obsession, and will often break into rants even without anyone being present.
Trekkies only come out of Lazy Land in order to CosPlay their way through another set of clothes.
|
|||
| 2. | Men | ||
|
Men can be the most wonderful thing ever for a woman to meet , or they can be selfish pigs who want women to do everything for their lazy asses. All men are different , so you would have to get to know a man before you judge him , but women can be just as bad by judging him to soon and not loving a man , just wanting to suck him dry of his money. Some woman will respect a man and not care about the money , just how much they love their man. In return a REAL man should give respect back and love her , help her with the house work , and honestly think they are equals. Men should not have to respect women who are bitches to them and steal their money and so on , so if any man out their is being treated badly by a woman and getting no respect from their equal , and you ARE respecting her , then dump the bitch and go find yourself a REAL woman , and leave sterotypical woman behind.
more...
I know for a fact men and women are exactly the same , even though they look different , deep-down their all equals , because some women are either nice or mean and thats the same for men. if your a man and you think your better than all woman , just because your a man ... THEN FUCK YOU! AND IM TALKING TO THE WOMEN AS WELL IN THIS KIND OF MATTER! and unfortunately , woman have to suffer with periods and have mood swings they cant control sometimes , and REAL men will know she cant help it , will not judge and try to not get in the way of the mean machine of the month! It affects men to , ... |
|||
| 3. | Lazy Eye | ||
|
An eye that drifts aimlessly. It gives the person who owns it a semi-retarted look. Sometimes sexy on men. 1."Is he looking at me?"
"Bitch, that is just his lazy eye!!" 2. With that lazy eye she probably cheats on all her tests. I know I would. |
|||
| 4. | Lazy Ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch | ||
|
A saying commonly used by guys wives, girlfriends, or just girls they know, clarifying they are no good and liars. Many men make this a true statement, although there are still some great guys left. It is now a very stereotypical statement towards all men. Jessica: (On the phone with her friend Toby) Toby, Robby cheated on me for the third time this year.
Toby: Are you serious? Jessica: Yes. I can't believe it. And after he promised me, crossing his heart, he would never do it again. Toby: Hun, I told you this once, and I will tell you again. Robby is just a Lazy ass, not for good, lying son of a bitch! |
|||
| 5. | Lazy Sperm | ||
|
When your girl cant get pregnant cos your sperm are too lazy to get to the egg and just call it a night and die.
If you are one of these men, unlucky. Im about about to break down. I have lazy sperm, they get tired and die. I can never get my girl preggers.
|
|||
| 6. | high maintenance women | ||
|
Women that r more concerned about their exterior looks.
The type you'll see with ugly older men that have lots of money. Selfish and in it for themselves.... I have unfortunately dated a few and the end result with them is always the same. High Maintenance Women seem to be unstable with life in general and exceptionally needy towards men. Looking for that easy life. They also love to sue the ex's in court for money, so they don't have to work.
|
|||
| 7. | lazy orgasm | ||
|
Any person you have sex with who resists putting in the effort necessary to get themselves off. He thinks that because women can orgasm for an average 23 seconds and guys only last about 5 seconds that men deserve more orgasms to make up for it. He's such a lazy orgasm.
|
|||
