lazer

Something that is to be charged, and then fired.

Imma chargin' mah lazer!
Imma firin' mah lazer!
SHOOP DA WHOOP!

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat February 25, 2008

lazer

The much cooler way to spell laser. Taken from the Brandon Lee movie "LAZER MISSION".
Alternate spelling: Lazor and Lasor

"Dude that was totally lazer"

by Phred October 6, 2004

lazer

When someone is able to tell when a female is bi or homosexual. Basically like gaydar but for lesbians.

Chris:"Dude, that girl is so hot!"
Olive: "Good luck, that girl is a lesbian."
Chris:"How do you know, you've never met her."
Olive:"I have good lazer"

by Tuesday99 January 24, 2008

lazer

cool way to say the overplayed word later

Brad I'll see you lazer

by bigpapasmurf February 23, 2005

lazer

To give someone an infinitely large sum of money.

OMG Alisha, you have so been pwnd by my lazering

by DrHLecter September 9, 2005

Lazered

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

by Bnerdlatin January 15, 2011

[lazer]

adj. Pronounced: lah-A-zer

A word that can stand alone to describe anything that is exciting, interesting, or pleasurable. A synonym for "cool." A fresh phrase to replace the common "tight" or "sweet" or "clutch."

Bro 1: "We totally killed at beer pong last night."
Bro 2: "Lazer."

by Mia Stier January 22, 2009