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Lay report 

Lay reports (LRs) chronicle one's full-closes in his PUA journey. They are used to share information with others on the same path by detailing how they went from point A to point Bed.
Lay report by Smoothgame: We left the party together, and had a long awkward quite walk back to her apt. We got there still didnt say a word and proceeded to her room. i layed down on the bed and she turned on the tv and went to the bathroom to take off her nice clothes. We had already been making out before so i wasnt worried about first move.

She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night
Lay report by Dboy123 January 12, 2010
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Lairport 

Hi fellow directioner! So luv lairport is whe harry and louis were seen together traveling for a long time......about 3 years whe they "hate" eachother. It happened in Australia!
I MISS THE LAIRPORT
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An average tasting line of cheap beer brewed in Hamilton, Ontario.

It is a staple beer on many college and university campuses in Southern Ontario due to the low prices.

There is Lakeport Pilsner, Lakeport Honey, Lakeport Red, Lakeport Ice, Lakeport Strong, Lakeport Light, Brava.. among others.

It is great for college kids strapped for cash and ready to get hammered.

It has yet to break out of Southern Ontario or get into the bar scene, as it is purely a take-home beer.
"Good Beer, Faaaair Prices... Lakepoorrrrt!!"
Lakeport TV/Radio Ads
lakeport by K Taylor December 11, 2007

Ladeport 

1. the door in a barn
2. Slang for a big ass
Damn girl, you got a nice big ladeport
Ladeport by Jansemus August 28, 2019

ladeport 

it's the danish word for OMFG YOUR ASS IS TOO FUCKIN HUGE.
Hello Anne-Grethe your ladeport is fuckin ugly and it smells like sour kraul
ladeport by Jallabar Sørensen January 5, 2017

lairport 

When Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson landed together in Australia
"Did you see that yesterday harry and louis arrived in the airport togheter?"
"Yeah, it's called lairport"
lairport by disagiat4 July 10, 2018

Lairport 

Lairport is a mash of Larry and Airport.

It's used to describe the happenstance of Louis and Harry travelling together.
Fan#1: I need my Larents ! Can they please do something?
Fan#2: Omg, same. Like, remember the last Lairport? - that was crazy!
Lairport by ellie2809 March 14, 2019