See Also: Dell.
Adam: "Yes Jackson, I hate money and so does Big Al"
Is a person that is a complete douche bag. Generally having a little or no penis. Is someone that is homosexual, enjoys anal sex, and will try to ejaculate in their own ass if nobody will do it for them, but they cannot succeed because they have such small cocks. They often say random shit in hopes of seducing straight males, however they are too stupid to realize straight males aren't flaming faggots as they are. Also is a person that will fuck a dog in the mouth, jizz on the dog, lick the jizz off the dog and then suck off the dog. They will not use willing dogs, so this is rape.
If you see a Layne, shoot it, it will rape you.
Person One: Is wanting to ejaculate in my ass normal?
Person Two: Fuck no! Only an Alex would want that.
Daughter: Mommy! Mommy! A strange man is sticking an extremely small weewee inside our dog's mouth!
Mother: It's a Lance honey, back away slowing and go get your father.
Father: (30 seconds later) Where is it?!?
Mother: He came so prematurely he already left, what a pussy.
Otherwise known as an asshole.
"Did your Layne decide to visit your son yesterday?"
"He pretends he's not real.." *sigh*