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When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.
Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..

Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.
by joose206 March 02, 2012

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