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The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.
Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.
by Birdamus December 03, 2013
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you're baking layer cakes when taking a dump in the sink then wiping your ass while not being sure if you got it all out already. So you give it another try and out comes the poopy poo which makes you wipe your bottom again which then in the sink forms a layer cake of black-and-white poo-paper-poo-paper etc.
Dude, yesterday when I was over at Keyla's I was baking triple layer cakes. When she found out she kicked me out ... damn.
by Mr. p and the G's April 29, 2010
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The end result of a collection of persons defecating in the same toilet without flushing, or indeed putting the loo roll in said toilet, in which the effort of a group creates a fantastic art piece the family or indeed friends can enjoy.
Come on Jim squeeze 1 out, with your effort we'll have created the perfect layer cake!
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Cake that is in layers. Its layerable.
Timtam had a giant piece of layercake but he had the shits afterward.
by FlamingHomosexual99 August 20, 2009
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Layer cake, A term describing the violent and dark layers of the organised crime world.
Welcome to the layer cake (the criminal world) - Quote taken from the brit gangster flick 'LAYER CAKE'
by Matthew Harrison September 29, 2004
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Noun. An expansion of the muffin top. A layer cake refers to both the roll of flesh bulging over tight fitting pants as well as the roll, or layer, of fatty flesh created by a tight fitting bra. The combination of fleshy rolls create a layered effect, ergo, the layer cake. While a muffin top can be sported by a woman of any size, a layer cake is a label generally attributed to larger women.
That woman's layer cake is jiggling whilst riding on the back of that motorcycle.
by KingConyers September 08, 2009
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Refers to the layers of fat surrounding an overweight woman or man's Moose Knuckle
That lady(man) was huge you should have seen her layercake!
by ItsMeABC123DEF January 28, 2012
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