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Lay report 

Lay reports (LRs) chronicle one's full-closes in his PUA journey. They are used to share information with others on the same path by detailing how they went from point A to point Bed.
Lay report by Smoothgame: We left the party together, and had a long awkward quite walk back to her apt. We got there still didnt say a word and proceeded to her room. i layed down on the bed and she turned on the tv and went to the bathroom to take off her nice clothes. We had already been making out before so i wasnt worried about first move.

She came out, and immediatly i went in for the kiss. things got hot and heavy, i did the push pull a couple times, and did the 3 steps forward, 2 back with me putting my hands down her pants. I can tell right away with body language when i put a finger down the pants if im gonna get lucky.. well lest just say she was quite lubricious. Clothes came off she got on. then the scary question " you have a condom" she asked, Fuck! i forgot tonight. so i replied no. She said no problem and went to the closet and pulled out a huge hand full of like 15 and threw them at me! i know what a slut huh..i was a good deal intoxicated (steer clear of that now) and got a case of the whiskeys fuckkkkk so i went down on this girl for like half hour did all sorts of good tricks and dirty things, finnally got a rager and banged for about an hour. next morning had amazing morning sex, she dropped me off and boom..another successful night
Lay report by Dboy123 January 12, 2010
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How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
Word of the Day on June 8, 2026
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
Word of the Day on June 7, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026