| 1. | Lard-string | ||
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A string of lard; lazy; unmotivated; lifeless; careless; can be used in the same context as a couch potato. "I just lay there like a lard-string."
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| 2. | Starfish | ||
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Women that lay still, almost lifeless, with arms and legs spread during missionary sex. I fucked this bitch the other day who just starfished the entire time.
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| 3. | Buttworm | ||
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A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew. Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.
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| 4. | Buttworm | ||
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A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. The high pressure gas can be released in a lethal explosion capable of knocking individuals several feet off the ground. When that has happened, Individuals caught unaware have been knocked out upon falling back awkwardly to the ground due to knocked senseless by the initial buttblast. The buttworm uses these ass-ripping blasts to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in. A brief rancid taste is the only sign this is happened. Once in the body, the larval buttworms migrate to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew. Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.
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A recently discovered parasitical worm. Closely related to heartworms in dogs, it lives similarly but in the rectum of humans. Where its habit of multiplying until there are so many worms they block passage of stool, a necessary occurance for successful buttworm breeding. As the turds get jammed in the colon, the buttworm releases various rapid-acting enzymes and bacteria that rapidly turn the fudgepack directly into high pressure gas, often in seconds. Individuals caught unaware have been found stunned senseless by the sudden ass-ripping blasts the buttworm uses to spread its airborne larvae. Microscopic, it is breathed in and quickly migrates to the rectum to repeat the cycle anew. Jessica lay lifeless. Her distended, exploded anus was all the medical investigator needed to determine she was yet another victim of the rapidly spreading buttworm.
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| 6. | mulletville | ||
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Originally a nickname for Hamilton, Ontario, Canada; A city or town that has a higher than normal rate of mullets per capita. This is presumably caused by the complete lack of self worth by the individuals who live in these places. High rate of white trash. Usually must imply a real dump of a place as well.
Examples of Mulletvilles in fiction: Trailer Park Boys, Sunnyvale Park Examples of actual Mulletvilles: Hamilton Ontario Canada "When rolling into Hamilton, one can see and smell the heavy factory air, flaming, smoking stacks erected from mills that devirginize the lakeview, followed by a non-stop supply of grimy, drug addicted, unstable, ugly, miserable, ignorant people that populate this low life metropolis. Much of the regular population blend in well with the homeless who walk next to them. The better dressed usually choose a wardrobe inspired by Trailer Park Boys or Eminem. The corpses of businesses that died lay lifeless on the sides of the main roads. That is when the driver turns to you and says "Welcome to Mulletville pal. And your heart sinks." |
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| 7. | Rap | ||
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The worst excuse for music ever. 99.99 percent of rap is awful. if theyre not talking about busting a whitey's ass they're talking about repping their gang,shooting up cops,getting money or getting 12 hoes. There's no instruments only 3 fucking synthesized notes that repeat 500 times through the whole fucking songAt least music like classical and metal has instrumental genuis to it. I'm not saying I listen to everything but I appreciate any music that they use instruments in. Classical and metal have emotion to it. It goes through your fucking body like something is compelling you. Too bad that's not the deal with rap. When you listen to rap you feel nothing. Don't get me wrong there are some good rappers. But only a few. Ex: Common, The Roots,The Fugees, Eminem. So rap is gay. Vivaldi kicks ass any day.
Music: Beethoven,Mozart,Children Of Bodom,DragonForce,Slipknot,Between The Buried And Me,As I Lay Dying,Bring Me The Horizon,Avenged Sevenfold,System Of A Down,In Flames,Killswitch Engage,Opeth,Tool,Machine Head,Atreyu,Disturbed,Amon Amarth,Gorgoroth,Arch Enemy,Bach,Iron Maiden.Metallica,Gustav Not Music: Soulja Boy,Ja Rule,The Game,DMX,50 Cent,Jadakiss,Lil Wayne,Juelz Santana,Dem Franchize Boyz,Tupac,Lil Jon,Lil Scrappy,Biggie,NWA,P Diddy,3 6 mafia,fat joe,d4l Stupid person: hey what's up
Smart Guy: Hey do you like Metallica? Stupid Person: EWWW NO, that's just yelling. You should listen to 50 cent. Smart Guy: That music is for retards.I don't listen to rap. Smart Girl: Hey how are you. Smart Guy: Good, Hey do you like metal. Smart Girl: Yeah, my fav band is Children Of Bodom. Smart Guy: Me too -smart guy and smart girl start having a conversation about metal while stupid person is sitting down in shame- |
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