a person who irritates the crap out of you
Bob is such an laxitive
by Mystic_Snowfang October 06, 2010
a substance that you drink/eat. it makes you shit like a horny donkey
moron 1: i took a laxitive last night
moron 2: i bet you shit like a horny donkey.
moron 1: Yes.
by motobuddy October 11, 2006
1.) one who attacks and quickly retreats, usually maocks from behind a wall or sliding door

2.) one who is too lazy to spell out lacrosse

syn: mentallly impared/retarded
Wow, he is such a laxitive!
by rizzuto129 February 25, 2009

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