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9.
One word:McDonald's.
Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
by Ant February 18, 2004
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1.
what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
by yorrick hunt February 03, 2008
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2.
self-inflected diarrhea
took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am
by allygurl829 June 03, 2009
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3.
substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.
dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.
by sr716 June 30, 2009
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4.
Multiple consumable things to make you poo a lot.
See also: laxative
"Laxatives are on the top shelf"
"You look constipated, buy some laxatives"
"You're so full of it that you need laxatives"
by Techoville April 15, 2007
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5.
Something that can be consumed to make your lacrosse game flow more smoothly
I took a laxative last night before the championship game and I scored 18 goals!
by Papabear28 May 30, 2009
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6.
Pills that make you poop. Mostly taken by anorexics.
Girl #1:OMG! You are literally skin and bones!
Girl #2:I just took too many laxatives.
by Mandy Maxiine July 24, 2008
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7.
The antimatter of Imodium
Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?

Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.

Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.

Joe: Oh.
by Pissant Fuckwad April 23, 2010
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