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2.
self-inflected diarrhea
took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am
by allygurl829 June 03, 2009
 
1.
what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
by yorrick hunt February 03, 2008
 
3.
substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.
dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.
by sr716 June 30, 2009
 
4.
Multiple consumable things to make you poo a lot.
See also: laxative
"Laxatives are on the top shelf"
"You look constipated, buy some laxatives"
"You're so full of it that you need laxatives"
by Techoville April 15, 2007
 
5.
Something that can be consumed to make your lacrosse game flow more smoothly
I took a laxative last night before the championship game and I scored 18 goals!
by Papabear28 May 30, 2009
 
6.
Pills that make you poop. Mostly taken by anorexics.
Girl #1:OMG! You are literally skin and bones!
Girl #2:I just took too many laxatives.
by Mandy Maxiine July 24, 2008
 
7.
The antimatter of Imodium
Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?

Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.

Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.

Joe: Oh.
by Pissant Fuckwad April 23, 2010