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2. laxative
self-inflected diarrhea
took a laxative last nite and woke up with the screaming shits at 4am
1. laxative
what you swallow, or have inserted into the anus, to help loosen the bowels
It is not a good idea to take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
3. laxative
substance that it consumed that will make one shit like a fucking goose.
dickhead 1) i'm shitting like a goose due to laxative.
dickhead 2) ya, it does that.
4. LAXative
Something that can be consumed to make your lacrosse game flow more smoothly
I took a laxative last night before the championship game and I scored 18 goals!
5. Laxative
The antimatter of Imodium
Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?

Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.

Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.

Joe: Oh.
6. laxative
What Bush needs, since he's so fucking full of it.
Buy laxatives for Bush! For $10, we will send a $7 pack of laxatives to the White House and $3 to Iraqi charity organizations.
by Victor Sep 23, 2004 add a video
7. laxative
One word:McDonald's.
Man, McDonald's is like a laxative. I couldn't stop shittin after eating that Quarter Pounder.
by Ant Feb 18, 2004 add a video
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