Anyone who lets lax take over there lives and embraces the lax gods. He will do anything to play with his stick and believe in the Lax year of 2025. His ambitions are to go to John Hopkins and be deemed a Lax God. His flo is also so hard he makes woman pass out as he passes by them. The All-star of all lax names is Sea Balls it posses the BTB shot. Insane I know. (BTB means Behind the Back underhanded). Laxbro's wear pinnys with their numbers at all times! They care around there sticks and their moms usually yell at them for it, but a true laxbro will only try to hide it from her and not put his stick down. A true laxbro will have a boner to beat Friendswood and stroke the butter with his Lax stick. Every Laxbro has a pseudonym like El Diablo, Sea Bass or something cool n lax like that. Also every Laxbro has a lax it up shirt. If your not constantly holding your stick and getting woman to think your super hot just because your a laxbro then your probably not a laxbro. Also every laxbro has a back up stick that is huge and they usually carry it in their pants. Also you must like to get super high all Laxbro's light the dank if their not doing that their laxin' it up or taking care of their great flo's. May the Lax Gods be with all Laxbro's out there.
SeaBass: Dude my mom hates when I Play Lax in the car.
Not a laxbro: Dude is that possible?
SeaBass: Anythings possible if your a lax bro!
*Thud from a hot ass chick walking by and passing out by seeing SeaBass' flo*
Not a laxbro: Dude I wanna be a lax bro
SeaBass: then come with me to practice with my coach because i practice with him everyday because we are Laxbro's
*Now at Practice*
Peter: Lax bro's I have a BONER to beat Friendswood
SeaBass: Coach me too!!
Johnny Boy: Its that Lefty laxbro!
Alex: Where da dank at Laxbro!
Adam: Mucinex f's me up
Mitch: Dub step Bitches!
T. Spain: I've been shooting all damn DAY! 100% on Faceoff Bitches
Jaz: John Adam n Zack
Chronic Sam: They call me the REALITOR cuz i get sooo many yard sales
Blake: Seabass your such a Laxbro!
Cameron: I like to score and I can do it with both the ladies and in Lax cuz im a Laxbro
Johnny boy: Your a retard!
Peter: Don't ever skip practice to stroke the butter also key to the game is Dodge Shoot Score.
Not a laxbro: Im gonna work so hard to be a laxbro
*A few years later*
Not a laxbro, but now a laxbro: Ever since ive became a laxbro ive gotten so many woman and all my friends are Laxbro's and were all soo cool and the ladies think were super hot!
*Laxbro's in a huddle*
Seabass: Break out on Laxbro's on 3...2...1
Laxbro's united: LAXBROS
*everywomen in the universe just came*
by Cinco Lax 38 June 28, 2011
Con bro Chill.
Flowseidon is a term given to such Lax Bros like con bro chill (Connor Martin)
by Flowhamad Al Brosef May 09, 2011
A chill dude who fucks bitches, smokes pot, and play lacross. Envied by the entire school. Known for their long hard sticks.
Dude i wish i could be a lax bro and get all the bitches.
by brotastic123433 April 04, 2011
If it were possible to sum them up in one word, which it is, that word would be douche. No one likes them but themselves and there are alot of them on the east coast.
Lax Bro: IM SO COOOOL! DONT U WISH YEW WERE KEWL LIKE ME???? I LOVE SPORRRRTTTSSSS!
by ImSoChill August 15, 2011
Matt Borda the Gonzaga lacrosse player who took the miracle shot at the championship game against Good Counsel.
All the laxtitutes want Matt Borda, the ultimate lax bro.

Every lax bro wants to be Matt Borda
by Washington Sports President May 12, 2011
men obsessed with lacrosse and all its lacross-ey goodness. usually hang around with lots of chicks, mostly those who are ultimate lax hoes, or laxtitutes.
enjoy going on bro trips and being bromosexual.
vocabulary includes:tilt, flow, bro, dude, etc
wardrobe includes:pennies, pastel polos, pastel shorts, pastel anyting, seer sucker anything, madras anything, midcalves, rainbows and sperries
Rachel: "dude check out that lax bro, what a hottie"
Kevin (lax bro): "hey laxtitutes, do you like my flow?"
Rachel: "love it"
Kevin: "well im gonna go lax with my bros now, peace"
by ultimatelaxhoe1 October 16, 2010
A Tool; Douche bag; Etc.
Hey, you see the Lax Bros over there?

You mean those tools, right?

Yea of course.
by Bruinsfan3120 June 27, 2011
A male who plays the sport of lacrosse and for some reason thinks that this automatically makes him the "chillest" guy ever. Lax bros tend to wear $2 lacrosse pennies that they got from a summer camp in public. Lax bros will never fail to overreact to anything they hear that may resemble a threat or challenge. Lax bros commonly don't attempt any education for they think they will get into a Division 1 university just for playing lacrosse. Lax bros tend to be dochebags to anyone who is not among them, and learn about 70% of their vocabulary from the MTV show Jersey Shore And lastly, they will systematically rip on any other sport simply because they have fixated themselves so much on lacrosse that any other sport is considered "gay" to them.
Normal lacrosse player: Why are you wearing a lacrosse penny?
Lax bro: You talkin' to me bitch? You wanna fight?
Normal lacrosse player: What?
by oreo1234567890 January 06, 2011

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