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past tense of the verb to lawyer. "Did you see law and order last night? McCoy lawyered the fuck out of that guy!"
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To pwn someone with evidence. Barney: (To Ted) Do you have some puritanical hang up on prostitution? Dude, it’s the world’s oldest profession.
Marshall: You really think that’s true? Barney: Oh yea, I bet even Cro-Magnons used to give cave hookers, like, an extra fish for putting out. Marshall: Ah ha, so the oldest profession would be fishermen. Kaboom! You’ve been lawyered! |
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To win an argument so thoroughly, there is no chance of rebuttal Oh Neil I lawyered you so hard there
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-used when you think you are right in an argument.
-defeating an argument by confusing them with clever questions you've been lawyered!
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the act of having proved someone wrong with impeccable logic Sara W: I am definitely smarter than you!
Mike: oh yeah, do you even know what carbon dating is? Sara W: um, um, uh noooo.. Mike: Therefore, I'm smarter than you, you've just been lawyered! |
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the act of sleeping with a lawyer and waking up to him telling you "Your clothes are in the den." "I knew I was going to be lawyered when he mentioned that he loved Steely Dan before we fell asleep."
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