| 1. | Lawrence Welk Crime Scene | ||
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Its when one serior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.) I feel sorry for the nurse that has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.
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| 2. | Lawrence Welk Crime Scene | ||
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Its when one senior citizen finishes fucking another senior citizen up the ass and then they shit it out into their Depends undergarment.
(Lawrence Welk Village is a senior community in San Diego, CA.) I feel sorry for Sally, because she has to clean up that Lawrence Welk Crime Scene.
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| 3. | Afrocasian | ||
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A white person who thinks he is a gangsta or a nigga, while in reality they are as white as Lawrence Welk. Afrocasian 1: Yo yo my negro! What up T-O-Double Dizzle?!
Afrocasian 2: Squizzle and drizzle, fo shizzle! |
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| 4. | Guy Lombardo | ||
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Famous ultra-easy listening "big band"started circa 1925 Royal Canadians who lasted from the twenties to the seventies when the leader died in 1977, then revived in the 1980s. Often and unsurprisingly, given the changing tastes over the century and plus, if remembered at all today, maligned as horrid by usually the clueless critics who don't know how much people needed a laid back mellow dance. Understandable opinion, though, since the band reflected as they called themselves, "The sweetest music this side of heaven" and should posthumously remain THE symbol New Year's Eve.Because of the uber-old-fashioned and "conservative" sound, rooted in their 1920s beginnings, they were often either overlooked or ignored and thus erased from post-1940s write-ups by many critics, thus still later largely forgotten by susbsquent generations, yet his "Royal Canadians" dance orchestra included many jazz stars.Guy died 11/05/77.PS UNLIKE Justin Bieber], another performer who is hopelessly corny and attacked, Guy Lombardo 1902-1977 had amazing talent & know how, even though supplanted in post-1940s eras. A: "Canada...hmm..Canada..Celebs from there: Michael J.Fox, John Candy, Jim Carrey, Sarah MacLachlan, the Degrassi High kids and franchise, Eugene Levy's wacky Second City Troupe, John Kricfalusi and his nutty mind"
.. B: "Guy Lombardo...that big band who did New year's and kept the New York stage warm until 1972 when Dick Clark took over, and died a few months after Elvis did." A: not understanding "Oh yeah. the guy who was known as Glenn Miller and Lawrence Welk, right". Self-confessed music nerd:"Some of my favorite stars would get my friends laughing at me: Debbie Gibson, Amanda Bynes, Pat Boone, Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians." Guy Lombardo is the music your great grandmother listned to, so it's unhip to admit you're a fan of it.. What actually happened in "Real Gone Woody", a 1954 Woody Woodpecker] cartoon: A square shaped disc by Guy Lo,bardo]] |
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| 5. | caucasiologist | ||
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social scientist whose realm of study is styles, habits, beliefs, movements, and logic patterns of lighter complected peoples judy was fascinated by the life-styles of the lighter complected peoples; she was an ivy-league caucasiologist!
jim listened to the conservative talk show host with fascination!, he jotted some notes down for his caucasiologist studies. as the darker complected individual 'ragged on' about his lighter complected "brothers", caucasiologist john struck a match off his pith helmet and lit a cigarette!! |
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| 6. | Wiseacre | ||
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Old person speak for smartass. That Emmet Wickersham is a real wiseacre, I tell you. I caught him stealing checkers off the board while I was looking at Lawrence Welk on the television set." "If he tries that just one more time, I'm calling the nurse."
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| 7. | Criss-Ann | ||
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A sweet southern soul. A Criss-Ann embellishes a lustful determination to create a bountiful harvest of edible extravaganza for all those that she loves. Furthermore, Criss-Ann nurtures others with unconditional support that beams from every fiber of her being. Although Criss-Ann's have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. Criss-Ann's tend to have smallish hands. Yet, even with itty-bitty hands, Criss-Ann's show how large of a heart they have. On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a Lawrence Welk show. Person 1: "Dude, try this banana pudding Criss-Ann made.
Person 2: "Bro, that is so Criss-Ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!" We should all be so lucky to have a Criss-Ann is our lives! |
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