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(lihn-zee)Many "Lyndseys" are present in this vast and cultural world. Though this is a particular type of Lyndsey, this general statement can be assumed true for all Lyndsey's that spell their names in this fashion. Lyndsey is a species of lawn gnome. Discovered in April of 1995, about when the species was believed to come into existence, Lyndsey's have an abundance of hair growing on their head, especially out of they're nostrils, ears and upper lip, and sometimes even located on the tongue as with the "Brainerd" Lyndsey. This specific Lyndsey also has hair located in the chest and back area, and a happy trail that tends to "not make men so happy." Easy ways to dispose of these Lyndseys are by stepping on them, eating them, or having rough and vigorous sex with them and then telling them you are actually a boy. Beware angry Lyndseys, they bite.
Sara: Why hello Lyndsey.
Lyndsey: Hello.
Sara: Bonjour
Lyndsey: What does that mean/
Sara: You tell me ma cherie.
Lyndsey: Shutup, Sara.
Sara: Oooh! Kinky. I like it when they bite.
Lyndsey: You are so immature.
Sara: Says the lawn gnome!
Lyndsey: Rawr!!!!!! AGHHHHH!! You fricken blubber nugget!
I'll tear you to shreds!!! *eats sara*
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