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1. sucks lawn gnomes
No one actually knows what it means. It is a quirky little phrase that most people don't really get to use. Its fun to say.
**WARNING: Do not actualy suck on lawn gnomes, they are a choking hazard**
"That sucks lawn Gnomes."
"Whats that mean?"
"I dunno. Its fun to say"
by Kayla Apr 16, 2005 share this
2. schmazzle
The art of stealing lawn gnomes
Miles: We went on a schmazzle raid last night at 3 am!
Marissa: Why didn't you invite me!!
Stephanie: You're too slow to catch the gnomes.

aka. people on acid out on the town.
3. Lawn Gnoming
A game played with a group of people, after dark. All of the people in the group go to a random house and ring the doorbell of the house. After ringing the door bell everyone poses and holds still on the lawn infront of the house, as if they were lawn gnomes. The first person to move / run loses.
Dude the other night we were lawn gnoming and a guy chased me with a shovel for a mile!
4. lawn gnoming
The act of stealing lawn gnomes from people's gardens
me and my buddies went lawn gnoming last night
by anonymous Jun 21, 2003 share this
5. lawn gnome
Crazy midgit with a pointy hat that stalks you in your sleep.
Person #1: Where'd Bob go?
Person #2: Lawn gnomes got 'em.
by Master Gee May 17, 2004 share this
6. Roaming Gnomes
Little, dwarf-like creatures with pointy red hats. By day, you may see them frolick merrily in people's gardens alongside tulips and fresh soil, though at night they are rumored to steal your undergarments, preferably socks. Some believe this is in protest of them being decorative lawn ornamnents.
Mom! That thing on the lawn stole my sock again!
by IndieGirl Mar 2, 2005 share this
7. yard bling
Excessive lawn ornamentation.
Mrs. Jones felt that two more gnomes and a gazing ball would go well with her inflatable snowman and the rest of her yard bling.
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