lashness

Using your voluptuous eyelashes to tickle my wanting rectum

before I suck your hard cock I need you to take those voluptuous eye lashes and batt them vigorously on my asshole! "Give me that dirty Lashness"

lashness by Kenny Fucking Moves June 24, 2013

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liarishness

similar to "evasiveness." the quality of a person tending or seeking to evade by telling half-truths; characterized by borderline-lying so that one cannot be accused of actually lying: an evasive answer.

After I discovered that what he said was "just dinner" was actually a gala event, his liarishness became clear to me.

liarishness by MILFey April 25, 2017

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lashness • lasyishness • liarishness • Lolishness

Lolishness

When something is too good for just a lol

Guy: My Shlong hit me in the face today
Girl: LoL
Guy: That isn't LOL, Thats Lolishness!

Lolishness by sparkylaad November 17, 2011

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lasyishness

for one to be sort of lazy

Jo: should we call the peeps?
Randy: nah... i'm kinda lasyishness... ya know?
Jo: yea... me too

lasyishness by Kiken April 7, 2007

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Sleepy juice

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.

I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.

Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024

Word of the Day on June 9, 2026

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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