| 1. | In the lavender haze | ||
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A slang term coined during the '50s, referring to being in love. Don: She really makes me laugh and smile a whole lot.
Anna: Ah. You're in the lavender haze. Don: Yes... I think I'm going to ask her to marry me. |
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| 2. | Stress Tea | ||
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A form of tea that is drunk by Beatrice Middleton when she is stressed or tired. It's made of lavender and chamomile flowers, steeped in a pot of hot water. Used to treat stressful situations due to her recent coaching. Beatrice: Hey you all. Do you want some stress tea? I just made a whole big pot full.
Opal: Sure, I've been really stressed. Ed's been nagging me all day long. Oh, the nerve of that man! Liv: (crying and screaming) Oh, that Benjamin!! He's gonna get it when I get with done, oh my God!! Beatrice: Liv, what in the world did he do? Liv: He's hogging that Benmobile again! He's always on that thing. Bryant: (with red fire coming out of his eyes, yelling) Shut up! This is just too much. Just drink the stress tea and be done with it! Beatrice: (laughing at Bryant) Good one! Spoken like a true coach. (hands Bryant a stress tea) Here's to non-stressed grandmas everywhere! Bryant: Skal! (Norwegian saying for 'cheers') Liv: Thanks, maybe I should give this to Ben. He'll love it, too. |
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| 3. | Lavender | ||
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Lavender; Lavendula angustifolia. A small shrub whose flowers signify unconditional, unchanging love. An emblem of enduring faithfulness, lavender means “I’ll love you forever.” Give lavender to a girl if you've got the balls to follow through.
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| 4. | Ahzren | ||
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n. Eunuch character of author Spirit-with-an-Itch. Co-alter ego of said author: sometimes lavender wig-wearing girl that shows up at Legends in Raleigh, NC, sometimes effeminate blonde boy that kicks ass on the dance floor. Can be used to refer to either alter egos of the author, or the character whom the name originally represented. "“In my language, it means ‘Night’s Beloved.’ My name is Ahzren.” The name resonated in his mind as his, and he once again knew himself after two years. He smiled with love and relief at Corin."
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| 5. | purpaholic | ||
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1. a person who is addicted to purple
2. a person who is in love with purple 3. a person who prefers to die without seeing purple 4. often associated with emo 5. included in the family of lavender, lilac and violet there's a girl wearing purple shirt and purple pants, purple shoes with purple backpack, wearing purple shades with purple lipstick chewing a purple bubblegum while crossing the street.
person 1: damn, lots of purple. what a purple girl! person 2: no dude, she's not a purple girl rather ...a purpaholic girl. |
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| 6. | panties | ||
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a delightful piece of clothing usually worn by females as underware for their lower private parts. they are often made from silky fabrics such as silk, nylon, spandex, satin, and polyester, that allows outer clothing to slide easily and sensually across them. Some are decorated with lace and embroidery, and found in alluring colors like pink, light blue, lavender,black and bright red to further enhance their allure. Danielle in hotel room she's sharing with Monica:" Those panties you're wearing are so cute and girly, I just love them!
Monica nude, but for her lace trimmed pink panties replies "All of my panties are like these. They keep me feeling feminine and sexy. Would like to feel how silky they are?" |
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| 7. | Walrus | ||
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You just got on the bus after a dangle sesh on the lacrosse field. The score was 17-1, you won of course. You copped two in the net and are sweating like Dillon Francis after popping mollies. You drop your shorts and remove your compressions, cause its just to tight down there. Your sitting in your boxers, airing the stink, and without even knowing it, your pulling a nasty walrus. Both of your semen machines are hanging out of your cradle on either side. from a distance, it looks like you have two walrus tusks dangling from your lady pleaser. Although rather homosexual when schemed with the boys, the women love it in the bedroom. P.S. Very effective gino celebration if you want to get kicked off the team. Sir Lavender stunted 70 walrus's today, 1 as a cele after putting one top left from half field, and then 69 in Laquisha's room.
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