lauryn piglet

A girl who looks like a pig,she likes guys wth raisons and bombs in there afro's and she also likes t-rex's. she always says blow it out your ass and almost all the food she eats she ends up spitting out on the floor beause she laughs at everything.there must be a massive pile of half chewed food next to her bed.she has chubby cheeks and she hates chimps and fat justin beibers.she has a fear of busses because whenever she goes on them chairs sit on her.her back always hurts and whenever she tries to order hair dye off the internet her fat ass post man screws it up.shes really small and she never puts her fringe down.she says twats 100 times a day and she dosent eat bacon because its against her religion or some shit like that to be a cannibal and eat her own species.she never burps and she always falls down the stairs running after her dog with a dildo or something like that.she always has kfc and she over reacts when she see's willy slice.she always finds cool games for her phone but all the ones i find are crap.she always brings a kinder to school and everyday it melts before she eats it but she still brings one anyway.she has really smooth skin too,whenever she tries to fix her hair annie brum comes round the corner pretending to be a car.

The end!

P.S shes a pig.
lauryn piglet : willy wanka duckling is the sexiest beast to ever be on the earth

emily duck : lets do ur sexy hair

annie raisin brum : neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooo

us : piss off

by red riding whore October 3, 2012