verb, noun; pronunciation (lore-ront)
1. to slyly create relationship problems between couples by befriending and flirting with all girls with boyfriends
2. to quickly get to know hot girls, and then not hook up with them due to his gravitation towards friend zones
3. to scrounge
4. to have an inordinate amount of girls suck him
5. to shoot the ball every time
Guy 1: (walks into bedroom) Dude, thats my girlfriend
Guy 2: (quickly hopping out of bed and putting on grey NMH sweatpants) bonjour bounjour croissant
Guy 1: Fuck I just got laurented!
A bad ass, super talented dude. Usually in Brooklyn, but not always. Loyal to adidas and 7 jeans. Has authoritative control over women and weimaraners. Begins each and every morning with a cold Tecate. If you see this clever character, tell him the word on the street is he's banging Jimmy's sister.
"Did you hit on that dude?" "Hell no! he's out of my league - a total fuckin Laurent"
A feminist who's really cool, and outspoken, outgoing, energetic,sexy, intelligent, and all about PEACE LOVE AND EQUALITY!!!
Wow that rally is full of Laurents.
I want to be a laurent.
I speak up for the rights of all people, so that makes me a Laurent.