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Ugly, tall, lanky-legged bitch.

Never had a boyfriend yet for some reason thinks she's "cool" and better than you. She will attempt to humiliate you and fail badly because she's "cool" after many failed attempts she will try to be-friend you...

Pig nose and yellow teeth, pale as a snowman, bad acne, horrible hair that looks like it was cut off a dollar store china doll, rubbed in some dirt, and attached to her head. She also has REALLY REALLY bad taste in body piercings.
Person 1: Oh my gosh! Have you seen Lauren's new piercings?!

Person 2: Yeah! They look absolutely ridiculous!

Person 1: What was she thinking?!
by Ow..For November 22, 2011
No one likes her. Seriously, no one at all.

Person 1: Hey, is that Lauren over there?

Person 2: Who cares, it's not like anyone likes her.

Person 1: True. No one likes Lauren.
by Nathanananananana. October 30, 2011
a complete whore that hits on every single guy at school
she has stupid-ass eyes, and a jelly-belly
every girl hates her, and she has no girlfriends anymore
i wanted to punch lauren in the face once i heard that she told my boyfriend that she would fuck him if he didnt have a girlfriend

lauren is such a whore
by amwinkle June 16, 2011
a girl who is caring but very self centered
likes to talk about herself
not always very wise
Girl: Hey Lauren
Lauren: Hey listen to me talk about my life and my day
by 789define February 08, 2011
Lauren a girl who lies all the time and flirts with every single living sole on the planet. Does not care about her boyfriends, tries to get boys fall in love with her then just crush them. She doesnt know how to treat any person. Doesnt know what trust is. I loved you so much lauren. But now i hate ur guts.
Girl: I love you so much!
Boy: i love you way more babe!
*week later*

Girl- dating some other guy
Boy: dang dude shes a real lauren.
by coolcat0123456789 March 12, 2011
a lauren:
a thin eyed gem of a being. her eyes are long and she has widescreen vision, she's a true gift of life and joy. with little to no friends.
excuse me lauren, can you see me? maybe you should squint more.
by ilovelaurenz89 December 13, 2010
A creepy cat lover! she is super annoying and thinks everyone loves her! She is a huge jesus freak! Also, she is believed to be a lesbian and makes out with her best friend before school in the library bathroom!
Yeah, She is so damn annoying!
by PeachBellini98 May 09, 2011