CRAZY PHSYCO BITCH.
Elisabeth: hey lauren, can we go shorts shopping now?

Lauren: *whispers angry things that they cant play on tv*
A girl who likes to have sex under a tarp.
Wow.. Did you hear about the great tarp sex Lauren had?
by houseofcats November 18, 2011
A slut with curly hair that is very tan and has different colored eyes. She enjoys sexual acts performed in front of a very large audience.

Is suspected of smoking weed several times a day.

She also has a penis.
Look at that lauren.
by anamy November 09, 2011
A snotty bitch that allways get what she wants. She will stoop to the lowest just to stay "cool" or get in to the "popular group". She is desprite and will go out with any guy that will give her the time of day. And is a terrable friend that will stab you in the back every chance she gets.
Person 1- "Hey look at that girl she must be a lauren"
Person 2- "How do u know?"
Person 1-"Because she has the devils horns growing out of her head"
by Annoyed321 January 24, 2012
Southern white trash who has hillbilly throw downs ever sunday, fucks her cousin. Eats corn. Doesnt shower. Buck teeth, and the sweetest thing that ever happened to her was that someone got her a bouquet of grilled cheese sandwhiches and her first date was squirrel hunting.
Lauren.
by A non-friend January 21, 2012
a slutty skank that bites while she swallows and has lesbian sex with her own mother while she ties down her brother and father to watch it...youre welcome
Dad-"Omg! Lauren stop eating out your mother!"
Lauren-"I like this stop judging me and just watch!!!!"
by Estebanito November 19, 2011
A weird girl who annoys the hell outa people. No seriously this may not relate to ALL Laurens, but this one sure does! Today she went up to me and my friends pretending that we liked her so i shoved her and she almost fell.They also pretend to be cats and annoy you by saying "MEOW!" Well anyways thats a Lauren. Oh by the way Laurens dont brush their teeth. i discovered that today.
Lauren: Hey Guys! "Meow" "Meow"

Person: Oh crap.....maybe if we don't notice her she'll leave.

Lauren: "MEOW!!"
by 4270717113691 April 11, 2011

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