A mean person who everybody hates because she tells lies and spread rumours about others that are not true
Oh my god you have turned into a Lauren
by anonymous truth teller January 06, 2015
A real bitch who shits on guy's hearts.
Wow, you're being a complete Lauren right now and you really need to stop.
by ARealDicktionary September 07, 2014
she is fat and ugly. She has sex with 50 men a state and gives head for a dollar and a box of Twinkies. She lives in Boston and should move to the middle if nowhere . There are many laurens who are beautiful and normal but watch out for this fat little hoe she will take any guy who she sees.
by kayleeana July 24, 2014
A blonde girl with big boobs and butt
Omg she's a Lauren
by Jfjsuwnf June 05, 2014
Lauren is a beautiful and hilarious girl who is well-liked by her peers. Although she seems super confident and is always surrounded by guys, a Lauren tends not to have kissed a boy despite being aged 17-18. Most Lauren's are attracted to wealthy men like dentists, yet no amount of money will get them anywhere near the tongue.
A Lauren is usually a high school dropout causing her to be ignored. Despite this, most Laurens also tend to have well paid jobs which they absolutely love.
Although a good friend, a Lauren usually has a bad habit of spouting crap all the time. You can never truly believe a word that comes out her beautiful mouth.

Another skill usually possessed by a Lauren is her ability to friendzone guys. This is the cause of many a Lauren's sexual frustrations.
Example 1

Guy :"damn, Lauren is so hot!"
Girl : "yeah, but I heard she is a freak!!"
Guy:" I'm not going near her then"

Example 2

Guy 1 :"what's up?"
Guy 2 :"oh man I just got friendzoned by Lauren"
Guy 1:" that's ok dude, I heard she's never even kissed anyone"
by Leonardotolley654321 January 23, 2014
Beautiful, magnanimous, extroverted redhead that bears slight resemblance to a turtle/pre-historic creature. Lauren is an excellent volleyball player and artist and is adored by all.

Lauren is the kind of girl who is constantly explaining things to people, because she is so smart and so kind to those less intelligent than she.

She has freakishly long nails, but they are always clean. She sometimes wears sweatpants to school, and other times she wears a dress; either way, she never looks out of place and always looks divine.
Person A: Gee whiz, is that Lauren?
Person B: Sure is! She is easily recognized by her talon-like fingernails and long red hair.
by EscapeThisPlanet November 05, 2012
Thot; usually used to describe a ratchet girl
"You see that ratchet girl?"
"She must be a Lauren."
by sjlsl July 03, 2014

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