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92.
A constipated overrated overweighted loser.
What a Lauren
by doit4thevine July 01, 2014
 
93.
The greatest person ever. She is caring, loving, and funny. She is sometimes mean if you get on her bad side. If you have a Lauren keep her close.
I love lauren
by Me May 08, 2014
 
94.
A beautiful girl who has the best hair and clothes. She usually has a lot of friends, but often lies about stupid things.
Cameron: Do braces hurt?
Lauren: I don't know, I've never had braces

*later*

Cameron: What colour braces should I get?
Lauren: Clear
Cameron: No, clear stains.
Lauren: No they don't, I've had them.
Cameron: You said you've never had them
Lauren: I was just joking
by Yeliah May 01, 2014
 
95.
Lauren is a beautiful and hilarious girl who is well-liked by her peers. Although she seems super confident and is always surrounded by guys, a Lauren tends not to have kissed a boy despite being aged 17-18. Most Lauren's are attracted to wealthy men like dentists, yet no amount of money will get them anywhere near the tongue.
A Lauren is usually a high school dropout causing her to be ignored. Despite this, most Laurens also tend to have well paid jobs which they absolutely love.
Although a good friend, a Lauren usually has a bad habit of spouting crap all the time. You can never truly believe a word that comes out her beautiful mouth.

Another skill usually possessed by a Lauren is her ability to friendzone guys. This is the cause of many a Lauren's sexual frustrations.
Example 1

Guy :"damn, Lauren is so hot!"
Girl : "yeah, but I heard she is a freak!!"
Guy:" I'm not going near her then"

Example 2

Guy 1 :"what's up?"
Guy 2 :"oh man I just got friendzoned by Lauren"
Guy 1:" that's ok dude, I heard she's never even kissed anyone"
by Leonardotolley654321 January 23, 2014
 
96.
The act of absolutely smashing a couple cheeseburgers in about 3 seconds as if you were a starving Ethiopian.
Did you just see that swamp donkey Lauren those mcdoubles? If not you probably just blinked and missed it! What a hog!
by b-radley October 08, 2013
 
97.
Thot; usually used to describe a ratchet girl
"You see that ratchet girl?"
"She must be a Lauren."
by sjlsl July 03, 2014
 
98.
A blonde girl with big boobs and butt
Omg she's a Lauren
by Jfjsuwnf June 05, 2014