A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.
Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"
Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"
to hang a black man for fun
bill did his racist laundry already
He does his own laundry? How fucking core!!!!!
Snoop Dogg does his own laundry AND raps. Can you say "multitalented"?
|4.||cock in a sock|
A place to stick ones dick (big or small) when in need of a place to jerk off when a load cannot be blown on the floor.
I was at my friends house and while everyone was sleeping I stuck my COCK IN A SOCK as to not batch on the rug.
a pussywhipped guy is a spineless insecure butt kissing sissy man who has to agree with everthing his girl says,and give in to every demand,even if he loses his guy friends he doesnt care,because he is so insecure he fears disagreeing with her because this might upset the emperor,and he cant take the risk of being single because of his insecurities.this type of guy is simply a joke,the key to being in the pussywhipped hall of fame is simple things like,we watched football every sunday at his house,but now his girlfriend goes there on sunday so were not allowed over,but guess what hes doing,sitting there watching football.thats the problem with these people,likes wht the big deal if his guy friends watch football while shes there,i dont get it,but no,if shes coming over the fortrace goes up and no 1 may enter or leave.because he has to use all his focus seeing if he can stick his head all the way up her ass.it is hard to believe why any women dates these idiots,because to me it goes against human nature,but for the girl it makes them feel more important and special because everything goes her way.to me being a pussywhipped stooge is not about sex,its about relationships.the pussywhipped male is the most insecure on the planet,and its the fear of not being in a relationship which makes this putz feel like hes a loser with no life,so he has to protect the relationship at all cost,and this means putting the girl before everyone or anyone,it really doesnt have anything to do w...more...
|6.||Give and take|
Not take to give:
If you truly would like to be happy with a woman/man you have to be willing to look past their physical attributes long enough to see them clearly as a person. If it's all in what you get as opposed to give in life your fucked!
You'll blame people for all their flaws to think your better and in the end what you may think your winning is only making you look loose what you may have wanted to feel in a relationship i.e. LOVE
Every relationship that works has the the way of give and take.
It takes an amount of give and take to have this.
For the record MOnEY has no bearing on what love really is. Trusting in your feelings for one another is important. then you feel compelled to be completely honest with that person and it becomes a good solid relationship.
Example 1: Massages! Very important.
2: Leave their past in the "PAST" Who they are with you is who they were not what they may want with you now.
3: Children, Cooking, cleaning, laundry and house duties are both of your responsabilities.
Give and Take:more...
Especially if you both work or go to college. That takes up mental energy. Relationships cannot be one sided.
4: Porn, yes I said it, Porn. it's fun to watch it with your partner. It brings about some laughter. Don't grab the German shizer video, or animal erotica on the first date. she'll run screaming;)
5: Again "touch" They way it feels when a man takes the time to wrap his hands around your waste and tell you he loves the way you play guitar, the way you kiss his cheek and he kisses your forehead, it's about your up beat personality means he looks not at you outward qualities and wouldn't cheat. If a guy tells you you have a rocken ass and a nice set. In 5 years don't expect them to stick around. Don't say I didn't warn ya either. He's/she's a cheater. Beware!
6: Let the person have enrichment i.e. video games, dirty mags, ect. It doesn't mean that man loves you or that woman loves you any less. It does not mean their are immature to like these things. Ask your self this. would you rather a person that is out being a fake and killing for a living or one that is just happy silly and content playing a few rounds . I choose the video nerd every time. Why? There smart, task oriented, imaginative, focused, and skilled at what they do. e.g not out shooting up or shooting up people or land to slave for the man that will wreck the mother na...
Dirty Vanilla is commonly understood as the smell left on your clothing and person after receiving dances in a strip club. The smell is sometimes misidentified as a singular smell, but in actuality it is a combination of smells that scientists cannot recreate outside of the gentleman's club. It is a unique combination of cigarette smoke (typically from menthol cigarettes), sweat, baby powder, paper money, cheap perfume, Jack Daniels, and trace amounts of Red Bull. The intensity of the smell is in direct proportion to the amount of lap dances received and time spent in the strip club.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dude, my whole laundry hamper smells like Dirty Vanilla since we went to the strip club yesterday!
Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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