Lunch Meat n’ Beat 

When you are on lunch break and the urge to beat off and bust nut out takes over. So you peel the lunch meat off your sandwich (turkey, roast beef, pastrami, etc.) and wrap it around your stiff, turgid cock creating that coveted skin to skin feel. This causes you to immediately commence gloriously wanking away until the nut custard is blown.

Mom picked me up a pound of pink roast beef at the deli. Lunch meat n’ beat is going to be good this week.

Lunch Meat n’ Beat by Dick Onchin September 19, 2020

lunch meat 

When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.

Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!

lunch meat by Buttermilk April 6, 2005

Lunch Meat Slap 

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.

Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.

Lunch Meat Slap by Eaton Holgoode February 23, 2018

beat up lunch meat 

an overly used vagina

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat

beat up lunch meat by Bnasty16 November 24, 2010

lunch meat 

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.

Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.

lunch meat by Kajoe September 4, 2006

lunch meat 

A Chicago Term when something is dead or Out of luck. Not going to happen. Mainly used on the westside of Chicago, in L-Town.

Person A: aye! Let me get a dollar.
Person B: Hell Naw that shit lunch meat.

lunch meat by Young Rico and B-Skeet January 1, 2009

Lunch meat pussy 

When a woman's labias hang out or pertrude out to resemble two pieces of folded lunch meat. Some vaginas are this way naturally, though they tend to get that way from a lot of usage like with pornstars or a ho.

"Damn that bitche's pussy's been so beat up she's got lunch meat pussy."

"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"

Lunch meat pussy by Jenuine McCoy April 26, 2008