When a middle-aged white woman askes if you are saved in the name of the only one true God in heaven and then continues to shit talk you to your face. You know this has happened when she says "Oh bless your heart!" and smiles. Preferably only uses essential oils for medicine.

White Woman: Have you been saved yet in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost?
You: No I Haven-
WW: Well that explains a lot

You: Ma'am I-

WW- No, I don't think you should speak sugar, you'll just embarrass yourself. BYE NOW!
You: I think I just got Live Laughed Loved

Live Laughed Loved by deceased pancakes May 19, 2019

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I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

What happens when you see/watch/do/hear something obscenely funny

Me- so, what did you think of my jokes?

Shawn B.- I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit!

Me- Wow, thanks!

I laughed so hard, I choked on my spit! by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003

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half-laughed

Usually Dealing With Smoking Marijuana. When You Just Don't Get High Enough And You Need Just A Couple More Hits. It is considered Half-laughed

Come on man just give me one more hit im only half-laughed.

half-laughed by swanson(illest) June 10, 2008

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Un-Laughed-At

A joke or attempt of humour that goes without a laugh.

Wow, that joke was badly placed, it went un-laughed-at

Un-Laughed-At by Person McPersonface June 12, 2018

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