A person who walks into the gym wearing sweatpants and an undershirt covered in spaghetti stains and instantly becomes alpha male or female. How much do they lift? All of it. Lattanzio's have very high levels of intelligence, yet appreciate low brow humour including fart jokes. When not at the gym polishing they're guns, they can often be found watching television with one hand down there pants, a symbol of dominance.
A Lattanzio walked into the gym today carrying a flat of plastic water bottles over one shoulder, and a Tupperware container full of spaghetti in his other hand. Wish I was as big a beauty as that guy.
by LattBatt October 30, 2013