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lastings 

A slang term for being "lazy". It also relates to a negative connotation for African Americans. The word originates from the baseball player Lastings Milledge in reference to his attitude and behavior.
I was too tired to go to work today, so I stayed in bed, called my boss and took a lastings day.
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After a big lunch, I feel very lastings and try to sleep for an hour.
lastings by Ray Boston95 January 6, 2009
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Lostingles 

The shivers that run up and down your spine when crazy shit happens in the TV show LOST.
When the atomic bomb went off to end season 5, everyone in the room giddily enjoyed their lostingles before jumping in to a debate of what would happen in season 6.

painful and long-lasting election 

Barack: Man, this race is going on too long.
Hilary: I agree, old bean. This is truly a painful and long-lasting election.

ever lasting fire dragon 

when a girl is giving you head and right before you are about to cum you say "I HAVE HERPES" and she will be like what and start coughing and trying to get off and then the cum will come out of her nose
i gave lisa an ever lasting fire dragon it went all over

long lasting 

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.
Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."

every-lasting knobb gobber

a female or male that enjoys giving oral sex just a little too much
Female1: my boyfriend loves when i go down on him but never does it for me
Female2: so what please your man girl
Female1: but it makes me feel like an every-lasting knobb gobber
every-lasting knobb gobber by K1D November 27, 2012

Long Lasting Love 

A term which is pretty self-explanatory. Long Lasting Love, or "The Three L's" is a phrase used to describe old-fashioed traditional sex for the reasons of love, but for long periods of time, perhaps ranging into hours.

With the rise of ridiculous sexual tendencies and the terms related to them, this phrase seeks to return to the basic values of love and sexual intercourse.
"Man, have you heard of this 'baking cream pies' bullshit they're doing now? Fuck that. What happened to Long Lasting Love?"
Long Lasting Love by Rudy Schultz October 26, 2007