The moment when you realize while masturbating that you do not have anything to nut into/onto and grab the nearest object and proceed to ejaculate all over said object.
Jordan: oh my god when did you get a white cat?
Me: oh, he’s my last hope, a lot.
A last hope
A colleague who remains in the office for the sole purpose of making themselves look like a hero by being the last person to leave the office, even when bad weather is imminent and the office is ghost town.
Mike stayed at the office until 4:30, even it officially closed at 2pm, because of the Blizzard. He is such a lasthole!