Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.
An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"
by Lauren-Marie August 29, 2008
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Usually regarded as the last of any sold item in a shop, usually because of its bedraggled or otherwise substandard appearance. Because of this it is also used to describe the appearance of the external male genitalia.
She lifted his shirt and the sight reminded her of the last turkey in the shop.
by Chemistman May 10, 2018
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