The last chicken in the barrel before you shove it up your ass. This practise is performed mainly by bald, sex-starved men in their Forty's, living in their dad's closet.
He shoved the last chook up his ass and took a bow. Someone hurled a boot at him.
by BastardizeD BottomburP March 29, 2003
The art of fondling one's penis so that the testis hang freely to sway ack and forth in a manner that of which can lead to pleasure
by *********** March 29, 2003