lashmar

To lashmar a person is to do unspeakable things to them in their rear department

I lashmared her.

lashmar by lazynewt November 5, 2010

Lashmade 

The last phase of alcoholic consumption that narrowly preceeds death and comes after ishmade. If an individual is lashmade, the MUST stop drinking, because their next drink is likely to kill them.

Jeff would have lived through Spring Break if he'd stopped drinking when we told him we thought he was lashmade, but he insisted he was ok. After one more beer, he fell over, never to breathe another breath.

Lashmade by goaliegreg05 March 9, 2008

Lamared 

To be cockblocked. To be buddy fucked. To be screwed over by a buddy.

I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.

I was trying to hit on the hot girl in the corner but that guy over there just lamared me!

Lamared by Jabrlong March 27, 2008

lamared 

To be cock blocked. To be buddy fucked

I was trying to hit on the hot girl in the corner but that guy over there just lamared me!!

I can't believe my best friend lamared me and told my wife about last night.

lamared by VidTin March 18, 2008

lasharette 

a cigarette filled with eyelashes; often used as a prank to piss off people. tastes EXTREMELY nasty and can cause vomiting.

dude, why the fuck did you give me that lasharette?

this better not be a lasharette.

lasharette by pemm December 5, 2002

LashvarD 

Lashvard is the type of human that never disappoints. He’s a romantic person with good sense of music, bad sense of smell and weird sense of humor. He’s like the chocolate bite which you’re craving whole day. He knows how to make others feel better and that makes him feel better too. Okay. I can write more. But I wont. Bye.

Being lashvard is cool

LashvarD by Anahanashmana November 21, 2021

Lashard

Typical guy to leave loved ones. Could be secretly gay. A guy you only want to date for sex.

Lashard got me horny

Lashard by BigMacMicheal May 19, 2019