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Lashkar Gah (pronounced LASHGAGAAAA!!) is the capital of Helmand Province in Afghanistan. The perfect location for a stag do, it is the birthplace of the lashgasm. Travel links include 'Bossed' airport to the south. "Let's go get fucked in Lashkar Gah"
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| 2. | Pakistan | ||
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Single largest exporter of terrorists. more...
Pakistan helped America in finding Osama....no wonder they never found him. Pakistan was not involved in Iraq invasion and guess what??........the US got Saddam and both his sons. London bombers(7 July) have been trained in Pakistan, the recent arrests in UK also prove that there are more uk-Pakistanis who have to been trained in Pakistan and have been plotting for the next attack. A 'short' list of terrorist groups based in Pakistan. If you havent heard of these names...don't worry.....they will give you an intro by blowing themselves up in a neighborhood near you. 1. Hizb-ul-Mujahideen (HM) 2. Harkat-ul-Ansar (HuA, presently known as Harkat-ul Mujahideen) 3. Lashkar-e-Toiba (LeT) 4. Jaish-e-Mohammad Mujahideen E-Tanzeem (JeM) 5. Harkat-ul Mujahideen (HuM, previously known as Harkat-ul-Ansar) 6. Al Badr 7. Jamait-ul-Mujahideen (JuM) 8. Lashkar-e-Jabbar (LeJ) 9. Harkat-ul-Jehad-al-Islami 10. Muttahida Jehad Council (MJC) 11. Al Barq 12. Tehrik-ul-Mujahideen 13. Al Jehad 14. Jammu & Kashir National Liberation 15. People’s League 16. Muslim Janbaz Force 17. Kashmir Jehad Force 18. Al Jehad Force (combines Muslim Janbaz Force and Kashmir Jehad Force) 19. Al Umar Mujahideen 20. Mahaz-e-Azadi 21. Islami Jamaat-e-Tulba 22. Jammu & Kashmir Students Liberation Front 23. Ikhwan-ul-Mujahideen 24. Islamic Students League 25. Tehrik-e-Hurriat-e-Kashmir 26. Tehrik-e-Nifaz-e-Fiqar Jafaria 27. Al Mustafa Liberation Fi... |
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| 3. | Tamil Toe | ||
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Double-Entendre meaning: 1. The massive Dravidian Glans Penis itself, or the visible toe-sized protuberance it forms against the fabric of lower garments; or 2. Digit on a Dravidian foot. more...
Due to Allen's Rule in biology, the erect Dravidian Penis is frequently 1 foot long. Hence, the head itself is often the size of a big toe, & the shaft nears the length of the rest of the foot. Due to this resemblance in size & shape, the Dravidian glans is known as "Tamil Toe". Moreover, as this glans retains much of its size & hardness when quiescent, a large bulge is often formed in the groin region of clothed Dravidian men. This protrusion is also referred to as "Tamil Toe". In contrast, there is no "Aryan Toe" as the Aryan Penis retracts to a ridiculously small size & a totally soft state when quiescent. This term has a hoary history, alluding to a Ramayanic legend, preserved in heterodox & non-Aryan versions, where Sita draws, not the foot, but the Big Toe of Ravana. Thus, in a Telugu Womens' Version, "Even Sita's chastity is open to doubt: the picture episode suggests th... |
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| 4. | al Qaeda | ||
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A militant Islamist organization, formed by Osama bin Laden in the 1990s, that has adopted takfiri doctrines and has declared jihad against all Westerners and their Muslim supporters. al Qaeda is most known for their attacks on the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.
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| 5. | Taliban | ||
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(Ar. Students) Islamic fundamentalist militants who came to power in Afghanistan in 1995 and were expelled from the country a few years later by American and native forces. The word “Taliban” comes from the Arabic word talib, which means “student.” The organization was founded by Mullah Mohammed Omar, an extremely enigmatic individual who went into hiding in 2001 after the organization's fall from power. Members of the Taliban were originally religious students who developed a very conservative interpretation of Islam and the Sharia, or Islamic law. During Afghanistan's long and bitter civil war, members of the Taliban began a slow rise to power, and the group ultimately took control of most of Afghanistan, promising to put a stop to infighting between various bands of mujahideen, or groups of soldiers led by warlords, to make Afghanistan a safer place.
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| 6. | Hamas | ||
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Hamas, the main Islamist movement in the Palestinian territories, was born soon after the previous intifada erupted in 1987. The organization opposes the Oslo peace process and its short-term aim is a complete Israeli withdrawal from the Palestinian territories. Hamas does not recognize the right of Israel to exist. Its long-term aim is to establish an Islamic state on land originally mandated as Palestine - most of which has been contained within Israel's borders since its creation in 1948. The grass-roots organization - with a political and a military wing - has an unknown number of hard-core members but tens of thousands of supporters and sympathizers. It has two main functions: 1) it is involved in building schools and hospitals in the West Bank and the Gaza Strip, and in helping the community in social and religious ways. 2) The military wing of Hamas - known as the Izzedine al-Qassam Brigades - has carried out a series of bloody attacks against Israeli targets. In February and March 1996, Hamas carried out several bus bombings, killing nearly 60 Israelis. It was also blamed for attacks in 1997 in Jerusalem which killed 15 people, and brought the peace process grinding to a halt. Yasser Arafat's Palestinian Authority (PA) - the government-in-waiting if a Palestinian state is established - views Hamas as a serious rival, yet the Palestinian leader has tried to co-opt the movement into mainstream politics. But his insistence that Hamas recognize the PA as the only national authority in the Palestinian territories and cease military operations against Israel has been resisted. Hamas argues that to accept the PA would be to recognize the Oslo accords - which Islamist groups saw as nothing more than a security deal between the PA, Israel and the US, with the ultimate aim of wiping them out. Despite a fierce offensive against the group in 1996, when the PA arrested some 1,000 Palestinians and took over mosques in Gaza, the PA has been careful not to drive Hamas underground.
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| 7. | Hezbollah | ||
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Hezbollah - or the Party of God - is a powerful political and military organization in Lebanon made up mainly of Shia Muslims. It emerged with financial backing from Iran in the early 1980s and began a struggle to drive Israeli troops from Lebanon. Hostility to Israel has remained the party's defining platform since May 2000, when the last Israeli troops left Lebanon due in large part to the success of Hezbollah's military arm, the Islamic Resistance. Hezbollah's popularity peaked in the 2000s, but took a massive dent among pro-Western Lebanese people when it was at the center of a huge, destructive war with Israel following the capture of two Israeli soldiers in 2006. Hezbollah is the strongest member of Lebanon's pro-Syrian opposition bloc which has been pitted against the pro-Western government led by Saad Hariri. It has several seats in parliament and has ministers in a national unity government formed in late 2009. It also blocked the election of a new president by repeatedly boycotting sessions of parliament. The stalemate ended on 21 May 2008, when the group reached a deal with the government under which its power of veto was recognized. Washington has long branded Hezbollah a terrorist organization and has accused it of destabilizing Lebanon in the wake of Syria's withdrawal of its troops from the country following the assassination of former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafik Hariri. The movement long operated with neighboring Syria's blessing, protecting its interests in Lebanon and serving as a card for Damascus to play in its own confrontation with Israel over the occupation of the Golan Heights. Hezbollah leaders have continued to profess its support for Syria, while stressing Lebanese unity by arguing against "Western interference" in the country. As well as a political clout, Hezbollah has wide popular appeal by providing social services and health care. It also has an influential TV station, al-Manar. Hezbollah's biggest test came in mid-2006, when its fighters captured two Israeli soldiers in a cross-border attack, killing a number of others. The incident triggered a fierce month-long war with Israel, which ended in a ceasefire. Having survived a massive military onslaught, Hezbollah declared victory, enhancing its reputation among many in the Arab world.
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