Laserbation 

The act of one pleasuring him or herself while in the midst of a laser tag match. The common dilemma with laserbation is the requirement to use both hands on the electronic rifle, making shooting people while laserbating impossible. This can sometimes decrease the sexual excitement of the act, diminishing the purpose for the common user.

John: Why isn't my gun working dude?

Sam: It's because your laserbating. You have to use both hands on the rifle to be able to shoot.

John: What? Laserbation's no fun without lasers.

Sam: Can you please put away your dick dude. It's kind of disgusting

Laserbation by hdoub22101 April 2, 2010

liberationship 

a non-monogamous romantic relationship.

I'm thinking of ending my liberationship with adam. He's becoming too possessive.

liberationship by Rodni February 22, 2011

laceration 

A deep snowboarding cut made into the side of a mountain that results in a big plume of spray and a noticeable gash in the snow.

That was so sick! I had to lay down a couple lacerations between those trees... dude, hand me that lipper.

laceration by Dr Slash February 18, 2010

Laceration 

past tense of Lacerate; to tear roughy, cut, or mangle

Bob had some major Laceration wounds to his neck and limbs he got messed up so much.

Laceration by Macquarie January 17, 2009

laceration 

A deep wound caused by intense friction during anal penetration or being cock whipped hard enough. Often caused when two males sword fight with limp erections.

My ass wouldn't stop bleeding from all the lacerations Steve's thick, dry cock gave me.

laceration by Liquid Pie May 21, 2008

vaginal laceration 

The jagged tearing of tissue of the vagina to produce a deep, pussing, bleeding, ragged gash.

A klutzy girl named Liz was walking on he newly waxed floor with a knife in her hand. She was distracted by the lovely voice of her frinend Kacii. Lizabeth slipped and fell and as she did the knife stabbed into her vagina. Thus resulted in a vaginal laceration.

vaginal laceration by Kacii-Ann August 15, 2006

anal laceration 

A wound witch normally appears when having hard anal sex. Wounds may vary in size and pain depending on the size of the cock and the intensity of the fucking.

John gave me huge anal lacerations from his huge fucking cock

anal laceration by sup3rfl@m3 h0t w33lz m@zt3r January 4, 2010