One of the highest adjectives in describing something completely awesome.
The only thing above laser, is lasermazing
Yeah, that MF DOOM track was pretty laser.
Means the same thing as loser, but cooler.
Wow look at how Sabrina fails.
I know, what a laser.
Another word for a cumshot; ejaculate
After getting head, I lasered her face.
Dr. Evil's secret invention to be used to sear the Earth. Air-quotes
are to be used when saying this word.
Mini-Me, please stop humping the "laser"!
S: Sexual Description
Dude, I need the "L.A.S.E.R." on her!
Any person who, whilst playing the drinking game colloquially known as beer-pong, throws the ball toward the cups with minimal (or no) arc.
Man, Laser, you sure do you throw a laser-like shot
1. A device that converts incident electromagnetic radiation of mixed frequencies to discrete frequencies of highly amplified and coherent ultraviolet, visible, or infrared radiation.
2. The only thing that trumps shotgun when riding in a car. It is the driver's final call, but otherwise if you yell laser, you ride in the passenger seat. Does not work if nobody has called shotgun yet. If you yell shotgun, you can't yell laser too.
1. I'm going to use my laser to point at this piece of paper
2. person 1: shotgun
person 2: laser
person 1: god damn it.