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Denying ones homosexuality against all odds, the way Senator Larry Craig did after getting caught trying to get a bj in an airport. Joe tried to Larry Craig us after we saw the rainbow flag hidden in his closet.
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| 2. | Larry Craig | ||
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v. the act of denying one's homosexuality in impossible and unbelievable circumstances. After we caught Matt watching dude porn, he tried to Larry Craig us by claiming he was doing a research paper.
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| 3. | wall of text | ||
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A paragraph written, usually on an internet forum, that is usually very long, has little or no punctuation and is very stressful on the eyes. Interesting: Hillary Clinton has been telling America that she is the most qualified candidate for president based on her 'record,' which she says includes her eight years in the White House as First Lady - or 'co-president' - and her seven years in the Senate. Here is a reminder of what that record includes: - As First Lady, Hillary assumed authority over Health Care Reform, a process that cost the taxpayers over $13 million. She told both Bill Bradley and Patrick Moynihan, key votes needed to pass her legislation, that she would 'demonize' anyone who opposed it. But it was opposed; she couldn't even get it to a vote in a Congress controlled by her own party. (And in the next election, her party lost control of both the House and Senate.) - Hillary assumed authority over selecting a female Attorney General. Her first two recommendations, Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood, were forced to withdraw their names from consideration. She then chose Janet Reno. Janet Reno has since been described by Bill himself as 'my worst mistake.' - Hillary recommended Lani Guanier for head of the Civil Rights Commission. When Guanier's radical views became known, her name had to be withdrawn. - Hillary recommended her former law partners, Web Hubbell, Vince Foster, and William Kennedy for positions in the Justice Department, White House staff, and the Treasury, respectively. Hubbell was later imprisoned, Foster committed suicide, and Kennedy was forced to resign. - Hillary also recommended a close f... more...
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| 4. | Swum | ||
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To swum at a person or to be swum; it is a swear word. Swum means that you are either an idiot or just plain annoying. Fred: OMG THE WATER'S WET!
Bob: What a swum. Boss/Paul: FINISH YOUR WORK BY YESTERDAY! Robby: Dude, he's totally swumming me. Bob: I know dude, totally. Ted: Yeah, he swumed her so much. Lary: Really? I had no idea. I thought she really liked him. Bob: No, he was such a swum. Craig: OMG! I LOVE CAKE! Bob: What a swummer! Paul: I know. He's such an idiot he should be doing his work! |
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