| 1. | Larry | ||
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Noun
Someone who is lost, confused, unkempt, wild-eyed, looney, smooth, mustachioed, perverted, goofbally, often heckled, and missing teeth. A Larry will exhibit one or more of these qulaities as well as anything else that pegs him as an oddball. Often a Larry is spotted and called out with a "Hey Larry!" Her friend warned against dating the boy from Altoona because he was displaying some very "Larry" like qualities.
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| 2. | Fox News | ||
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the news channel for rightwing gun toting xenophobic sexist anti love homophobic bible thumping cigar sucking beer swilling blue eyed honkey mother fuckers!
75%of the honkey motherfuckers in nor cal watch fox and dream about getting finger banged in the asshole by sean hannity and getting sucked off by ann coulter fox news is great to watch when larry the cable guy is fisting your ass-hole!
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| 3. | Larry | ||
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Someone who is lost, confused, unkempt, wild-eyed, looney, smooth, mustachioed, perverted, goofbally, often heckled, and missing teeth. A Larry will exhibit one or more of these qulaities as well as anything else that pegs him as an oddball. Often a Larry is spotted and called out with a "Hey Larry!" "Tony Talbot is a larry"
"You're looking very Larry today." |
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| 4. | FTWL | ||
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FUCK THE WHAT LARRY?
Can be used to express random enthusiasm and surprise. Larry: DUDE I GET BLACK EYED PEAS TICKETS!
Ryan: Sweet man! When is it? Larry: Last night.. Ryan: FTWL!? |
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| 5. | Taking matters into your own hands | ||
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Masturbating
Choking the chicken Beating the bishop Slap boxing the one-eyed champ Holding your sausage hostage Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie Having a date with Pam and her five friends Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops "the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger." "Mary rejecting him for sex once again, Larry had to take matters into his own hands."
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| 6. | Big Dick Syndrome | ||
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A psycho-sexual disorder characterized by many women’s self-destructive desire for only dangerous, abusive, well hung men. Sometimes known as the “Diceman Fixation.”
Feminists will always be perplexed by their inability to ever influence the thinking of the millions of women who suffer from the Big Dick Syndrome. An extreme example of the Big Dick Syndrome is found in the clinical case history of "Sherrie." When given the choice between Trey, a handsome, compassionate guy with two graduate degrees, a vacation home in Hawaii, great oral technique and a rock hard five inch penis that could last at least an hour inside her, she chose instead Larry, an unemployed carpenter, high school “vo-tech” dropout, and NASCAR groupie who ruptured her cervix with a .357 magnum long barreled revolver one night when he was too drunk to get his spongy nine inch penis erect.
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| 7. | Frightened Pelican | ||
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When a girl hasn't yet decided whether to spit or swallow prior to climax and ends up with some sort of messy hybrid. She immediately has second thoughts about the rest of whats in her mouth and staggers wide-eyed, jaw extended, arms flapping around the room looking for someplace to spit. Cheryl is orally talented, but doesn't exactly have a taste for the homebrew "protein shake". One night as Larry came to fruition, she got a little in her mouth. She looked like a frightened pelican as she ran around the room, arms flailing, and chin extended looking for somewhere to spit.
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