ass lancing 

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

ass lancing by Griphftor July 5, 2006

ass lancing 

Literally to joust someones asshole.

Wow, last nights ass lancing hurt like a bitch.

ass lancing by dwts25 December 7, 2006

Lancing 

Lancing is a large town in the south of england, 20 minutes from Brighton that is now home to a huge amount of chavs that live on one of many neighboring council estates. Rife with drugs and crime, a trip to one of these estates may be your last, as might a trip to somerfield as they congregate outside it of an evening. The only area able to escape this invasion is North Lancing, an area full of expensive houses and lovely quiet roads. Disturbingly, this is where a lot of Lancing's chavs live and probably where the LSM Crew (Lancing Sompting Massive)yes, really, was formed. All of the chavs from Lancing go to Boundstone Community College, where 99% of the students there have fallen victim to the chav epidemic.

Typical Lancing teenager:

'Oiii Chaz wana go sit outside Somerfield? Well bangin im well 'ardcore'

Lancing by Emo Ranger November 6, 2008

free-lancing 

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

free-lancing by roelfo June 29, 2015

Free Lancing 

Going full on retard

Bryan was free Lancing when he misspelled half the words in the email he sent his boss.

Free Lancing by The Real Bossman June 6, 2018

lancing 

When two guys reverse scissor each other to have anal sex with each other at the same time.

Lee spent the weekend Lancing with Rocky in Seattle.

lancing by Truthwriter November 18, 2007

Lancing the Dragon 

The act of sticking a smoothed metal rod into the male urethra during masturbation. Sexual self-catheterization.

Harry was lancing the dragon last night at one of those freaky sex parties

Lancing the Dragon by Puxatony Phil March 31, 2010