William Laredo 

William is a fat blonde kid from marine park that can be seen in his natural habitat of riding a scooter and playing rust

Kid 1: Oh shit is that William Laredo?
Kid 2: Run.

William Laredo by KanyeWestFan666999 August 2, 2022

Larned 

A town in western kansas built on top of a hill for easy viewing access of indians. One can usually smell the aroma of the nearby feedlots. Encountering stoners or escapes from the State hospital nearby isn't uncommon.

"Man I really need to get high, let's go to Larned to get some weed!"

"Wow, Larned smells like cowshit!"

Larned by blondie1488 April 13, 2009

White-Ladied 

When you get king hit and knocked the fuck out while intoxicated. Often times while waiting for a burger/fast food.

Named after a "restaurant" in a notoriously violence-riddled area in the red light district of Auckland.

Brendon: "What the fuck happened to your face? You look like you've got a beak!"

Marek: "Some dude White-Ladied me last night"

Brendon: "Did you at least get your burger?"

Marek: "Nah, but I've got this sweet harelip now."

White-Ladied by B34RD August 3, 2011

Larked

When one says they will be in a certain place at a certain time and then are (a) very late leaving you there on your own for ages or (b) text you saying they will be there soon leaving you there on your own for ages or (c) text you saying they wont be out at all after you have been there on your own for ages.

"Dude! he said he would meet me here at 8, its half nine now and I just got a text to say he's not comming, he's too tired".
"Nice, you got Larked"

Larked by the doz December 15, 2008

Nuevo Laredo 

A city that is south of Laredo, Texas and across the Río Grande river that is fucked up by a drug cartel and Mexican military (and federal police) confrontations, but that is not so boring as its american sister city.

Hey dude, let´s go to Nuevo Laredo, it´s kinda fucked up, but at least there´s more after-party going on over there.

Nuevo Laredo by zurdo1432 March 1, 2011

LARTED 

when someone laughs so hard that they fart .

i made my sister laugh so hard she larted

LARTED by adamo s May 26, 2010

Larried 

To get royally screwed. To get bent over without permission and penetrated from behind.

Damn, they treated him wrong. He got Larried.

Larried by Chrysoloras November 15, 2016