an overly narcisistic closet case homosexual who poses as simply metro, often seen in clubs picking up women, only to pull the old "this never happens, I'm going through alot right now" routine, followed by dropping them off at home and asking about a younger brother. When not at clubs or at etelecare, a Lare Bear is often found singing justin timberlake songs to himself and or masturbating either while staring into a mirror or at pictures of himself.

an endearing nickname wives usually give to their husbands named Larry.

larr bears are usually big, fluffy, and cuddly hubbies with huge muscles and kind hearts.

A kid who follows other kids arounds and allows them to use him in any way possible. It goes beyond that, however. A quad must weigh over 250lbs to be considered a quad. He is also the son of lare bear. If you encounter a quad out in the wild, walk, do not run, for quad's are known to be very vicious when threatened....but not really.

lare pussy lips that can be seen when a chick is wearing extremly tight pair of pants.

The act of flatulating into a paper sack, promptly closing the sack, and running up to someone in the vicinity and opening the bag in their face, releasing the fresh fart.