A size of clothing that needs to be invented that is in between a large and a medium.
Alternatively you could use Merge which means Zaklee (see Zaklee)the same thing.
"Hey man I checked out all the sports shops for a cool t-shirt but the all the mediums are too tight and the large one's are too big".
"Dude you need a Lardium"
The chemical element comprising the 'hidden mass' of the universe. Scientists have speculated for years about 'dark matter' but have recently discovered that in fact it is all stored in fat people. Fat people NEVER eat enough to become the size that they are, the extra matter contained within their foul frames is in fact composed of Lardium, chemical symbol - Ft.
The amount of Lardium in this fattie is off the scale, our instruments cannot measure it.