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A fat person that thinks that they aren't fat.
Bob: Hey you lard go get rid of that lard!
Bill: I'M NOT FAT!
by John Y. March 15, 2004
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1. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.
2. There was a hunk of lard on the couch.
by WingedKid January 12, 2011
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1)An extremely fatty substance usually found on obese people.
2)What the McDonalds burgers are dipped in.
1)She has enough lard on her to tip a tow truck.
2)Before serving the burger, he dipped the meat in lard, slapped it on bread, did not neglect to drop it on the floor and handed it to the customer. Now THATS good service!
by Gina Leonardo July 26, 2003
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Dat birdie ees soooo lards
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Disgusting fatty substance

Used for cooking
Can lead to obesity if overused

Can also be a last name of numerous wildly unattractive douchebags

Said douchebags usually are unable to hold an erection with a female and resemble malnourished sickly prison camp survivors

Usually think they are far superior and need put in their place

Prefer video games over people
I used so much lard when I made that dish today you'll probably gain five pounds.

Oh you mean elliot lard. I saw him on YouTube once. Gross
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Fat, fat people, lazy people who are fat,people who sit on thier ass all day that need to be carried from place to place and hardly move,fat girls who think they are not fat
Stop being such a lardass and get over here
Dude: OMG CHECK THIS LARDASS B*** shes so fat She can't fit through doors
lardass:I'm not fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eat the darn lard!!!"
"stop being such a pussy you lardass"
by emonkeh December 19, 2005
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An extreme kind of lazyness. This person will spend hours on the couch burbing and will hate washing. His sleeping quarters or pit are sickening and his feet will stink like a skunk. This person is a disgrace.
That person is a Lard
by Tzveta November 01, 2006
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