Top Definition
A person who is both fat and stupid. A dumb lardass.
That woman is a fatty, and she is really dim and dumb. That makes her a lard tard.
by PMax February 10, 2008
a person who is overweight and lacks intelligence
that person is a lardtard
by Kevin Dizzle January 10, 2007
Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.
Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.
by leChef June 29, 2010
A fat person who stalks you.
Look at the lardtard on the television.
by Ali and Shea poo March 28, 2003
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