Lappetizer 

While waiting for your food to come at a drive-in restaurant, your girl leans over and gives you a pre-dinner blow job.

Tim: Hey Steve, I finally got a date with that hoochie mama you set me up with.

Steve: Oh yeah? what did you do?

Tim: I took her to Sonic, and while we was waiting for our meal, she leaned over and gave me a lappetizer! She was so full of protein, she couldn't even finish her chili dog!

Lappetizer by Tim Fuer August 22, 2011

Lazej 

lazej

Random twitch chat viewer: Lazej
Twitch Streamer: Who the fuck is LAZEJ???
Lazej: Lazej

Lazej by lazej February 17, 2023

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER 

Part of the "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER" meme originating from 4chan's /b/ imageboard. The original picture is an image of Imperfect Cell level 2 from the anime Dragon Ball Z, with his face blacked out, giant open mouth and red lips, and cockeyed... erm, eyes done poorly in MSPAINT with the caption "IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER", "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER" or "SHOOP DA WHOOP". This version of the character is known as Nigra Cell. Other images under this meme involve the blacking out of the face and addition of Nigra Cell's mouth and eyes, with a much greater potential variety of captions. Picture modified in this way are often referred to as having been "shooped." This is a play on the phrase "shopped," which refers to using the program Photoshop to edit a picture.

I's just a what, bitch? Imma chargin mah lazer. Imma firin mah lazer. Shoop da whoop!

The above phrase should be in all caps, in following with the meme.

A man wearing a suit: "IMMA WEARIN MAH BLAZER"

A Motorola Razr plugged in: "IMMA CHARGIN MAH RAZR"

IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER by MachineCode May 10, 2007

lazerbanger 

Someone, generally a male who has an orgasm relatively quickly when having sex.

I had sex with this guy last night, and he was a total lazerbanger, he lasted 2 minutes.

lazerbanger by señor snickles November 4, 2010

zedis lapedis 

An exclamation of surprise or amazement. Coined from the tv movie "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century", which aired on Disney in 1999.

Zedis lapedis, I didn't know you got a tattoo!

zedis lapedis by Tony Perkis Sr. September 6, 2007

Lanzer 

the creator of go-gaia, and the man who stole all my desire to have a social life from me.

Party? Uh... no thanks, Lanzer's releasing the donation letters tonight...

Lanzer by Laurelie March 9, 2004

Time-Lapse 

Time-Lapse is another word for getting high.

If you have an iPhone and have ever used the time-lapse feature then you know that u can take a 30min video and it will show you everything in 10min.

When you are high and zone out and then come back, you look at the time and only 5 minutes has passed and it felt like 20min, you just Lapsed.

Time Lapse at 420?? We lapsing tonight??
Time-Lapse?? Bro I had the craziest lapse ever

Time-Lapse by signum February 8, 2015