The art of lying horizontal on your side in your overly comfortable bed and making your laptop do the same. It is particularly practical when negotiating facebook or watching downloaded episodes. Doctors have been known to recommend it to avoid neck problems caused by assuming uncomfortable positions in order to successfully view important episodes. Warning: at times this practice can result in accidental sleep and a need to repeat the last few minutes of the viewing.

As I lay in my bed sideways laptoping, I watched 249029380 episodes of community, allowing the disturbing events of the previous night to drift into oblivion.

sideways laptoping by thepogonnalist November 7, 2011

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Laptopirosis

noun. a disease acquired from laptop computer overuse

You might get laptopirosis. You've been using your laptop for six hours now.

Laptopirosis by ilovekitty September 14, 2011

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laptopalised

Prepared with a laptop, no matter what you are doing.

John: Can I have Friday off?
Raz: I am off that day also. I can approve, but can you cover?
John: Yes, I will make sure I remain laptopalised for the day.
Raz: Great.

laptopalised by TheShonkmeister August 1, 2012

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Laptopahot

For use when your Laptop overheats

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Laptopahot by Robberz January 10, 2009

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