When a woman sits on a mans' penis and spins 360 degrees, over, and over until she falls off.
DIrty Laptop- she takes it anal.
"Wudup B? How'd Jenny get that black eye?"
"Bitch was giving me a laptop and hit her head on the ceiling fan."
Rumored to be used for school or work...
I love my laptop, it's porn-on-the-go.
A small portable computer used mainly for pornography
i love my laptop, it's mobile porn
The act of receiving Fellatio aka Getting your knob polished
Man, I was gettin some Laptop the other night by a bad asian bitch
A woman over 18 who dances and slides over your lap for money
Jlo is a Lap Top
A 21st Century Boom Box
Yo' I just pissed off everyone on that train by walking in with "Move Along" playing on my laptop
1. The top on the lap.
2. The lap on the top.
The laptop topped off the lap.
1. Small, portable computer that can be easily placed on your lap and give serious pain after many hours.
2. The leg and groin area of a male or female. Usually when the male's laptop is occupied by a female (or in nasty incidences, a male),...things can *come "up".
*Note: other ways of spelling "come" may be substituted.
1. I used my laptop while on the plane.
2. Come on baby, sit on my laptop and we'll see what comes up.