My three year old daughter explained it this way, "You can't call it a napkin, mommy cause it covers your lap."

Likewise, she explained that raindots are not rain drops because once they hit the windshield they are no longer falling. Out of the mouthes of babes!
Oh, nooooo! I spilled piss-bus-getti on my nice lellow lapkin!
by mama biblio techa April 09, 2011
Top Definition
Not to be confused with napkin, albeit the same thing, only it makes more sense to call it a lapkin because it covers your lap, not your nap.
Jodi's lapkin prevented her from staining her jeans when she spilled her juicy mango.
by Jodi Hendrickson August 24, 2007
Poop, feces, shit, crap, stool, etc.
oh, I ate some mexican food and a took a huge lapkin afterwards
by Hannah poop lapkin March 31, 2008

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