Louis "Lapdancing" Gray 

An emo-obsessed, lapdancing, icecubed, singer, with MAJOR WANGST... this boy is an adorable long-haired... weirdo. he is "SO TOTALLY EMO!"
*lurv*

US:"God Louis, you are so emo..."
Louis:"Dont Call me that, it makes me want to write a sad song..."
Us: "PIERCE YOUR NIPPLES!"
Louis: "But theyr'e hard..."

Louis "Lapdancing" Gray by Poetaetoe Face January 14, 2005

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

Used in many situations of intense feelings of good or bad. Since christians don't like using the lords name in vain, I would suggest not saying this in a church. Other uses :Holy Shit, FUCK, JESUS CHRIST

Good. JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST I WON THE LOTTERY!
Bad. I got ANOTHER flat tire. Jesus tapdancing Christ!.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ by Slap Jackin October 17, 2004

Lap Dancing

Very similar to twerking but, the male is usually seated on a chair or such while the female twerks or dances for him, rubbing her breasts and vagina against his crotch or face.

Just go to youtube and search for it. WARNING, not safe for work, not safe for children and not safe to be watched with parents either. Lap Dancing is shown in many youtube videos, just search for it.

Lap Dancing by DeltaDeltaDelta November 27, 2013

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

An exclamation showing extreme surprise, anger, frusteration, or pain. Because it is mildly blasphemous, it should be used only under the most extreme of negative situations.

I think my left not just got run over by a car...JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ by Crazy Dick July 4, 2003

Jezus Tapdancing Christ 

Jesus Christ, Oh my God.

Jezus Tapdancing Christ! Did he really say that?

Jezus Tapdancing Christ by Lil-Dragon August 19, 2018

tapdancinggangstalove 

a couple were the man is a WIGGA and the woman is a hungarian tapdancer

COOL GUY: Yo Stephen check it out Anita is dancing to Wes rapping isn't that crazy?

Stephen: Yeah cool guy thats whack man. but can't you just since the tapdancinggangstalove.

COOL GUY: yeah actually i can. dang thats crazy.

tapdancinggangstalove by Isaiah June 9, 2004

lapglancing 

the act of checking your phone for messages and updates while in company. Generally seen as a rude thing to do in polite company.

A: I can't believe Barbara spent the entire meal lapglancing. So rude.

B: Oh, is that why she kept looking down? I thought she was being paranoid about her fly or something.

lapglancing by ashyle February 22, 2011